Overheard at the dog park:
- Girlfriend: I think I may want to have kids in 5 or so years.
- Boyfriend: That's not part of the deal.
- Girlfriend: What deal? Did we sign a contract? I don't have a ring on my finger.
- Boyfriend: That's not what I signed up for.
- Girlfriend: You are just so afraid that you will have to grow up and take on responsibility. What would you do if I got pregnant accidentally? Things happen.
- Boyfriend: I would leave you.
